The 12 Days of Christmas: Revisited

Submitted by Deborah Emord-Netzley


The 12 Days of Christmas: Revisited
The 12 Days of Christmas: Revisited (An Adaptation of the Classic English Christmas Carol) By Deborah Emord-Netzley, R.N. On the first day of Christmas, Labor gave to me A precip delivery On the second day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Two peri pads and A precip delivery On the third day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Three in-law boarders Two peri pads and A precip delivery On the fourth day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Four doctors’ orders Three in-law boarders Two peri pads and A precip delivery On the fifth day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Five donut rings Four doctors’ orders Three in-law boarders Two peri pads and A precip delivery On the sixth day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Six siblings snoozing Five donut rings Four doctors’ orders Three in-law boarders Two peri pads and A precip delivery On the seventh day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Seven tubals oozing Six siblings snoozing Five donut rings Four doctors’ orders Three in-law boarders Two peri pads and A precip delivery On the eighth day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Eight multips cramping Seven tubals oozing Six siblings snoozing Five donut rings Four doctors’ orders Three in-law boarders Two peri pads and A precip delivery On the ninth day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Nine dads deserting Eight multips cramping Seven tubals oozing Six siblings snoozing Five donut rings Four doctors’ orders Three in-law boarders Two peri pads and A precip delivery On the tenth day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Ten sections hurting Nine dads deserting Eight multips cramping Seven tubals oozing Six siblings snoozing Five donut rings Four doctors’ orders Three in-law boarders Two peri pads and A precip delivery On the eleventh day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Eleven asthmatics wheezing Ten sections hurting Nine dads deserting Eight multips cramping Seven tubals oozing Six siblings snoozing Five donut rings Four doctors’ orders Three in-law boarders Two peri pads and A precip delivery On the twelfth day of Christmas, Labor gave to me Twelve eclamptics seizing Eleven asthmatics wheezing Ten sections hurting Nine dads deserting Eight multips cramping Seven tubals oozing Six siblings snoozing Five donut rings Four doctors’ orders Three in-law boarders Two peri pads and A precip delivery